A friend of mine gave me one of those day-by-day calendars with golf information/trivia. One of the features of this calendar is helpful hints on handling emergencies on the course. Things like what to do if you are walking, and you badly sprain you ankle climbing out of a sand trap on furthest hole from the clubhouse. Or what to do if your drive kills a bird. Or what to do if you are in a run away golf cart( seriously? A runaway golf cart? ).
Below I give you the entries for Friday and this weekend, without comment ( which isn’t to say I couldn’t comment if I wanted to. Oh ye golfing gods. The jokes! The puns! The stories! It would be never ending. Which is why I decided it would probably be best if I just didn’t start. I’m sure you’ll pick up the slack. ).
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